Cute Little Fruit

[Cute Little Fruit]

[theinformationcollector]

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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[blurrymango]

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

[kawaii-pigeon]

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

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[milfkon]

starting a collection

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[shesnake]

[i-wear-the-cheese]

Let me tell you, there's a queer club night in the UK called Gal Pals that caters exclusively to queer women and NBs and only plays music by women and when It's Raining Men came on last time you'd have thought the crowd was full of middle aged housewives. A banger is a banger is a banger, you just gotta let the music go innit

[Cute Little Fruit]

[maccharliedennis]

Gay people always get so scared when an episode of a show they like is about to air

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[karis-the-fangirl]

My sister and I worked out the perfect cast for Muppet Dracula

[alwaysatomicconniseur]

#the gonzo and rizzo dynamic this implies is rizzo being like ‘gonzo i think we should get out of here’ at every turn#while gonzo is like ‘rizzo don’t be ridiculous’#gonzo: haha wow this castle is so cool and count dracula is such a nice guy!!#rizzo (trembling like a nervous Chihuahua) oh god oh god oh god#gonzo: check it out this guy’s got no reflection! crazy!!#rizzo: gonzo. we are gonna DIE here.#dracula *crawling down the castle like a lizard*#rizzo: GONZO ARE YOU SEEING THIS- wait#gonzo: *crawling down the wall like a lizard too* wahoo!!! (penny-anna)

[nooneknowsyoureadog]

[Cute Little Fruit]

[jupiter-suggestion]

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

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[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

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[lilbittymonster]

this new fucking dashboard feels so crowded why is @staff so obsessed with becoming the next twitter?

[lilbittymonster]

"all these new users are coming from twitter quick gut the site and make it like twitter!" have you considered at all, @staff, that the reason the new users are coming here is because the site......isn't like twitter at all?

still utterly amazed that the response of "our site is so hard to use 😭" is to completely change everything about what makes it a unique social media and not just make a straightforward guide for new users on how to navigate the site.

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[orange-catsidy]

i love that every wrestler's idea of a bad guy is like a 8 year old's. now they wear BLACK and LEATHER and have a BEARD

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[studentofetherium]

sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge

[studentofetherium]

the reviews are in